« Mosquitoes & Belgians »
Mosquitoes, mosquitoes, I hate you so,
Always buzzing when I want to lay low,
You bite, you dive, you dance, you sting,
I slap you down, but back you spring!
Oh mosquitoes, what a curse,
Like Belgians, sneaky and worse,
They suck us dry, they take their fill,
But at least they’re funny still.
Chillin’ outside with a book in my hand,
Sunset glow, life so grand,
Then buzz, that whiny little sound,
Here we go, they’re back around.
I swing, I slap, I lose my mind,
Pesky beasts of the sneaky kind,
Suckin’ my blood, driving me mad,
Like those Belgians with their frites so rad!
Mosquitoes, mosquitoes, I hate you so,
Always buzzing when I want to lay low,
You bite, you dive, you dance, you sting,
I slap you down, but back you spring!
Oh mosquitoes, what a curse,
Like Belgians, sneaky and worse,
They suck us dry, they take their fill,
But at least they’re funny still.
From Brussels down to my hometown,
They sneak right in, they don’t mess around,
They smile, they grin, they grab it all,
You look away, and boom, they call.
They talk so weird but make me laugh,
Too nice to hate, but still a gaffe,
Let’s be real, don’t look away,
They’re here to snack and stay!
Mosquitoes, mosquitoes, I hate you so,
Always buzzing when I want to lay low,
You bite, you dive, you dance, you sting,
I slap you down, but back you spring!
Oh mosquitoes, what a curse,
Like Belgians, sneaky and worse,
They suck us dry, they take their fill,
But at least they’re funny still.
So what to do? Just play it cool?
Spray some repellent, play the fool?
Mosquitoes, Belgians, it’s all the same,
They sneak right in, they play the game.
But hey, in life, you take your hit,
As long as they bring beer and wit.
Mosquitoes, mosquitoes, I hate you so,
Always buzzing when I want to lay low,
You bite, you dive, you dance, you sting,
I slap you down, but back you spring!
Oh mosquitoes, what a curse,
Like Belgians, sneaky and worse,
They suck us dry, they take their fill,
But at least they’re funny still.
So I wave the flag, I let it slide,
Mosquitoes bite, the Belgians ride,
Life’s a joke, a little pain,
A sting, a laugh, it’s all the same…
